Mall Ninja Bullshit Quiz Results

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Your Mall Ninja Bullshit is:

I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation's largest indoor retail shopping centers. I am here to protect 13-year-old boys like yourself, so you don't get gang-raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the u201cSilent Scopeu201d game. I regularly deal with threats from drug dealers, serial killers, and shoplifters.

My team uses Colt R0933s. That's a .223 select-fire M4 commando with a 11.5" I have better demolitions knowledge than a Navy SEAL demolitions expert.

We are here to protect 13 year old boys like yourself, so you don't get gang raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the u201cSilent Scopeu201d game.

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